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[MUSIC PLAYING]

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Ignore that check engine light.

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I don't know why it flashes.

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Ew!

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No!

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[MUSIC PLAYING]

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Oh, chode.

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Oh, that's it.

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Oh, yeah.

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Shipping distress, up ahead.

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Shipping distress.

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You're so close.

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What's wrong?

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That's a damn SOS sensor.

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Hold on a second.

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Ah, that's better.

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[GRUNTING]

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Chode, I know you can hear me.

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Quit screwing around.

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Ew, I'm in the middle of something.

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You mean someone, don't you?

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I don't mean to remind you.

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I'm your captain, and this is official business.

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In that case, captain, I'm respectively requesting

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that you put that pitiful pickle back in the jar

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and get your ass to the bridge.

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Don't make me come in there.

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Oh, that's it.

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I lost my wood.

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This better be good.

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Uncle Chode, we got a distress signal from a ship up

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ahead.

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I didn't answer at first because the caller ID was

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blocked.

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Good thinking, Bob.

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Quick, put the ship's cond system on voicemail.

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Too late, captain.

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Tanooka ready picked up.

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I can be a real sight for sore eyes

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with a few crewmen in distress.

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Ah, that scrap heap could just be floating through

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space forever.

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We don't even know if there's anyone alive.

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I'm scanning for live forms, captain.

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Bish.

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Hold my finger.

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There appears to be five faint life signals aboard

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the ship.

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And the hits keep coming.

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If you want, I could always just shut off our lights

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and pretend no one's home.

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Whoever's on that ship could be hurt.

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Ah.

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Well, I'd better grab my medical bag

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and start warming my hands.

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There's nothing worse than cold steel

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against the man's soft, warm dingle dangles.

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What kind of pervert are you?

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How dare you?

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One of those men could have an undiagnosed hernia.

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Chode, we're losing valuable time here.

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Fine.

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Bob, pull up alongside that crap heap and let's see

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what's inside.

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Damn, this is going to be fun.

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Like the time we went garbage picking off the planet

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Nebulus.

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Oh, by the way, six, if I ever get a hernia,

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just promise me you won't tell us.

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My god.

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We've stumbled upon a team of space pirates.

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They're probably planning to climb aboard and ravage

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everyone in their wake.

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Thank god I put on clean panties this morning.

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Pansy boy is correct, captain.

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I can't pull away from their hold.

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Relax.

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Nobody wants to see that.

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All right then, everyone to their battle stations.

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Uncle Chode, don't you remember?

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Last summer, somebody converted the battle station

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into a hair salon.

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What?

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I couldn't stand for the girls to have another bad

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hair day.

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This ship is docking to our cargo hold.

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What are we going to do?

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Defend ourselves.

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[MUSIC PLAYING]

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No, me first.

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OK, whoever's on this rust bucket,

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better show yourselves now or you're dead meat.

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Keltoy, Uncle Chode, I smell old people.

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Chode, is that you?

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Grandpa, what are you doing scaring

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the crap out of my crew?

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You're supposed to be back at the rest home.

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I had no choice.

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We had to escape.

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We?

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Tell it, roll out.

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Meet my grandson, Chode.

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This is Joey, no nuts.

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He lost his balls in battle.

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Two aliens?

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No, his ex-wife.

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She got him in the divorce.

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That's stinky.

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Enough said.

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And then there's nana gumbums.

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Not a tooth left in her mouth.

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She can swallow the meat and the potatoes.

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And who's that guy?

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Well, that's my girlfriend, Maude.

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God will get you for that one, Chode.

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Wow, so much for my walk on this gang bang plank.

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Veneto, I don't understand.

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Why did you have to escape from the rest home?

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It's the worst case of elder abuse I've ever seen.

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You mean they were stealing your food?

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No.

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Reaping off your meds?

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So they were routinely bitch slapping you

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morning, noon, and night?

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Not at all.

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Doesn't sound like elder abuse to me.

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What they were doing was worse than any of those

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things.

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They were stealing our brainwaves.

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Oh.

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Chode, I hate to be the one to tell you this,

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but I think your grandfather is showing signs of senility.

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You think?

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Cesar?

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That's why we had to make a run for it.

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Well, I'm not about to let them get away with this.

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Bob, set a course for Fun City.

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You got it, El Capitan.

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We're going to march back to that place

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and open a can of whoop ass.

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Yeah!

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See?

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I told you my grandson would take care of us.

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Welcome to the butcher's shop.

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It doesn't look that bad, Bonito.

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Everyone looks pretty happy.

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Yes.

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That's just because you're here.

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That's not true.

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This place is great.

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I don't want to be here.

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I just want to go home.

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OK, Pop.

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Wait here till I bring the car around.

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He's not coming back, is he?

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[DOOR OPENS]

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That's what we call the dumping ground.

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Well, I don't get what the big deal is.

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You're all old and decrepit.

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What do you expect?

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Round the clock, foot massages?

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Just to be treated with dignity and respect.

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Pal, was I talking to you?

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Chode, this is just the front.

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The real sick stuff happens in the back,

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where they hook us up to the brainwaves sucker.

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Right.

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Well, then, it's about time someone

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gets to the bottom of this.

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I want to talk to who's in charge here right now.

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Can I help you?

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Yes.

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How dare you let these old geezers escape for the

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money

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I'm paying you, Chode.

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Huh?

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Relax, old man.

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I'm just good cop band copper.

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Why don't you and the boys go take a nice hot sits

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bath

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while I sort things out?

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But Chode, you're sucking our brainwaves.

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You did the right thing, Chode.

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Sucking their brainwaves, yeah, right.

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What would that power of flashlight?

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What would that power of flashlight?

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[MUSIC PLAYING]

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[LAUGHING]

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Right now there's an afternoon we'll never get back.

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I can't just leave like this.

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Chode, I know you're feeling bad about Benito,

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but you did the right thing.

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No, it's not that.

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I forgot to get my parking validated.

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[SIGHS]

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[MUSIC PLAYING]

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Well, look at that.

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We got validated for the whole day.

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Chode, something doesn't smell right here.

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I think we should have a look around.

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I agree.

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According to the geriatric newsletter,

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7 and 1/2 Flags Amusement Park is right next door

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to this mausoleum.

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No way!

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Why?

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And with this senior citizen discount,

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we got in for 10% off.

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That settles it.

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Let's go.

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Not until we check in on Benito.

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Uh-uh.

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Bad idea, Six.

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It's best to walk away and never look back.

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It's like dropping off an old dog.

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You got to put to sleep.

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Chode.

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[SIGHS]

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Ah, don't worry.

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When we get back, I'll sign him up for a Fruit of the

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Day

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Club, just to keep him regular.

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[SIGHS]

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[MUSIC PLAYING]

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[GASPING]

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[MUSIC PLAYING]

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[GROANING]

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[GROANING]

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Whoa.

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Bad vomitizer ride really lives up to its name.

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Let's do it again.

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I lost my appetite.

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Me too.

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Just stick it in the box.

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I could hear a horse.

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You mean another one?

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[COUGHING]

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All right.

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Now, who's up for a little spin on the world of

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madness?

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I'm all over it, Uncle Chode.

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Yeah, let's see.

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There's a shortcut through Clonopalusa,

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where we can make our way down the Seltzer log

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ride over there to the land of the HOOHOOHOOS.

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Chode, listen to the names of all these places.

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Don't you see a thing here?

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Hmm.

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Let me think about it.

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Now, let's go.

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[MUSIC PLAYING]

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Is this the coolest ride of the park?

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Yes, fool, whatever, kid.

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Keep your hands and your legs in the vehicle at all

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times.

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[SCREAMING]

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Hold on.

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I'm not in the vehicle, Ed.

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Yeah, fool, whatever.

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[MUSIC PLAYING]

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[GASPING]

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[SCREAMING]

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[GROANING]

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Get what?

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This ride sucks.

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Get out!

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I am the orifice.

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The time has come for you to choose.

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The red pill will bring you to a world of tomorrows,

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giving you the ability to control your destiny.

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The blue will take you to another world,

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where you will see things beyond your imagination.

273
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What flavor is the red pill?

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Cinnamon.

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And blue?

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Wintergreen.

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Got anything in bubblegum?

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No.

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Oh.

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You're about to meet up with danger

281
00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:12,360
beyond your understanding.

282
00:11:12,360 --> 00:11:13,320
What?

283
00:11:13,320 --> 00:11:17,840
If you ever need a way out, find the house phone.

284
00:11:17,840 --> 00:11:18,840
What the-- hey!

285
00:11:18,840 --> 00:11:20,840
[COUGHING]

286
00:11:20,840 --> 00:11:24,760
Stinky!

287
00:11:24,760 --> 00:11:25,520
Where am I?

288
00:11:25,520 --> 00:11:30,590
The rat mix, an alternative universe between limbo

289
00:11:30,590 --> 00:11:32,000
and hell.

290
00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:36,160
The only upshot are the cool threads we get to wear.

291
00:11:36,160 --> 00:11:37,480
Tell the truth.

292
00:11:37,480 --> 00:11:41,160
You'd never guess I had on a pair of adult diapers,

293
00:11:41,160 --> 00:11:42,040
huh?

294
00:11:42,040 --> 00:11:43,200
Where's my grandfather?

295
00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:45,680
Oh, he's not well chowed.

296
00:11:45,680 --> 00:11:49,700
His physical form is in the generator room at Fun

297
00:11:49,700 --> 00:11:50,520
City.

298
00:11:50,520 --> 00:11:52,680
Don't start with that brainwave-sucking thing again.

299
00:11:52,680 --> 00:11:53,640
It's true.

300
00:11:53,640 --> 00:11:58,890
Our energy is being sucked dry to power up seven and

301
00:11:58,890 --> 00:11:59,320
a half

302
00:11:59,320 --> 00:12:00,240
flags.

303
00:12:00,240 --> 00:12:02,520
If that's true, then six was right.

304
00:12:02,520 --> 00:12:06,320
This scheme stinks to high heaven, a Darth Bobo.

305
00:12:06,320 --> 00:12:08,080
Or it could be me.

306
00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:09,160
How do we get out of here?

307
00:12:09,160 --> 00:12:12,080
The one who controls this universe

308
00:12:12,080 --> 00:12:17,200
is known as the interior decorator.

309
00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:20,440
Don't answer that.

310
00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:21,280
Chode?

311
00:12:21,280 --> 00:12:22,040
Yes?

312
00:12:22,040 --> 00:12:24,600
Are you happy with your longest in service?

313
00:12:24,600 --> 00:12:26,440
I told you not to end your act.

314
00:12:26,440 --> 00:12:28,920
[MUSIC PLAYING]

315
00:12:28,920 --> 00:12:29,920
What do we do now?

316
00:12:29,920 --> 00:12:36,900
Rainbow.

317
00:12:36,900 --> 00:12:42,640
What happened to Chode?

318
00:12:42,640 --> 00:12:43,680
Don't look at me.

319
00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:44,400
I'm on break.

320
00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:47,880
[MUSIC PLAYING]

321
00:12:47,880 --> 00:12:51,360
[MUSIC PLAYING]

322
00:12:51,360 --> 00:12:54,360
[SCREAMING]

323
00:12:54,360 --> 00:12:57,840
[MUSIC PLAYING]

324
00:12:57,840 --> 00:13:17,840
Chode?

325
00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:19,560
Chode, wake up.

326
00:13:19,560 --> 00:13:21,000
I think this could be serious.

327
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,800
This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you.

328
00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:27,280
[GRUNTING]

329
00:13:27,280 --> 00:13:29,000
[GROANING]

330
00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:30,760
Oh, this is bad.

331
00:13:30,760 --> 00:13:33,040
That kind of lip block should have woke him up

332
00:13:33,040 --> 00:13:35,680
and had him spilling chow over the porcelain.

333
00:13:35,680 --> 00:13:43,000
Welcome, Mr. McBlob.

334
00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:45,400
We've been expecting you.

335
00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:49,360
[MUSIC PLAYING]

336
00:13:49,360 --> 00:13:50,560
All right, Bobo.

337
00:13:50,560 --> 00:13:52,480
What have you done with my grandfather?

338
00:13:52,480 --> 00:13:54,480
[GRUNTING]

339
00:13:54,480 --> 00:13:55,480
Wrong answer.

340
00:13:55,480 --> 00:13:58,480
[GRUNTING]

341
00:13:58,480 --> 00:14:00,880
[SCREAMING]

342
00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:03,320
You've got to live a clown that laughs on the outside

343
00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:05,440
and fries on the inside.

344
00:14:05,440 --> 00:14:13,440
[GASPING]

345
00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:15,200
Oh, crap.

346
00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:16,240
I hate when that happens.

347
00:14:16,240 --> 00:14:21,680
[GRUNTING]

348
00:14:21,680 --> 00:14:24,680
[MUSIC PLAYING]

349
00:14:24,680 --> 00:14:26,680
[GRUNTING]

350
00:14:26,680 --> 00:14:29,160
I'll admit, this is all pretty damn visually

351
00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:29,840
stimulating,

352
00:14:29,840 --> 00:14:33,400
but it doesn't make a stitch of sense.

353
00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:35,680
Show's over, boys.

354
00:14:35,680 --> 00:14:36,680
I still await.

355
00:14:36,680 --> 00:14:43,040
Hi, you've reached the orifice.

356
00:14:43,040 --> 00:14:44,360
I'm not in right now.

357
00:14:44,360 --> 00:14:46,080
If you'd like to bypass this recording

358
00:14:46,080 --> 00:14:49,520
and leave me a personal message, press star 66.

359
00:14:49,520 --> 00:14:52,760
If you're an abject danger, press star 75.

360
00:14:52,760 --> 00:14:55,160
Now.

361
00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:56,880
Chode, are you OK?

362
00:14:56,880 --> 00:14:57,560
Six.

363
00:14:57,560 --> 00:14:59,000
I've been to the other dimension.

364
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,400
We've got to save Benito.

365
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,560
Darth Bobo's drawn off the brainwaves of the old

366
00:15:02,560 --> 00:15:03,160
folks home

367
00:15:03,160 --> 00:15:05,120
to run seven and a half legs.

368
00:15:05,120 --> 00:15:07,480
Sinility must run in his family.

369
00:15:07,480 --> 00:15:08,400
I'm not nuts.

370
00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:10,160
I saw it with my own three eyes.

371
00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:11,560
Then Benito was right.

372
00:15:11,560 --> 00:15:13,880
And to think you dragged him and his friends right

373
00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:15,120
back to Bobo's lap.

374
00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:16,360
[GRUNTING]

375
00:15:16,360 --> 00:15:19,200
You must feel as crappy inside as I do.

376
00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:21,720
Chode, we've got to save your grandfather.

377
00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:23,480
I need to find the orifice.

378
00:15:23,480 --> 00:15:25,240
This really isn't the time.

379
00:15:25,240 --> 00:15:26,040
No, no, no, no.

380
00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:27,600
The orifice gave me pills that'll

381
00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:29,080
take us back to the rat mix.

382
00:15:29,080 --> 00:15:31,730
We need to find a way to take down the interior

383
00:15:31,730 --> 00:15:32,800
designer.

384
00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:34,040
Hey, if you're going to keep doing that,

385
00:15:34,040 --> 00:15:35,520
at least wait until I look away.

386
00:15:35,520 --> 00:15:40,560
Yo, lookie what I scored back in this door room.

387
00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:42,980
Gus, you and Tarnok need to find a way to sneak into

388
00:15:42,980 --> 00:15:43,480
Fun City

389
00:15:43,480 --> 00:15:45,080
and break out Benito and the others

390
00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:47,320
while the rest of us shut down the rat mix.

391
00:15:47,320 --> 00:15:48,320
Ooh.

392
00:15:48,320 --> 00:15:50,720
What are you smiling about, you tin freak?

393
00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:54,160
I feel a makeover coming on.

394
00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:57,360
Mrs. Fishwater needs to be douche'd.

395
00:15:57,360 --> 00:15:59,640
Wouldn't it be easier if I were the nurse?

396
00:15:59,640 --> 00:16:01,200
I am a woman.

397
00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:03,040
Can I help it if the nurse's uniform just

398
00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:04,920
happened to come in my size?

399
00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:06,760
It's your nurse's uniform.

400
00:16:06,760 --> 00:16:09,120
You took it from your closet back on the ship.

401
00:16:09,120 --> 00:16:13,520
Well, a robot should never be underprepared or underdressed.

402
00:16:13,520 --> 00:16:23,040
You all right, old man?

403
00:16:23,040 --> 00:16:24,600
Does he look all right?

404
00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:28,920
Well, the black duster really makes his eyes pop.

405
00:16:28,920 --> 00:16:30,320
We're going to get you out of here.

406
00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:32,360
We just need to find the interior designer.

407
00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:34,240
I can take you to him.

408
00:16:34,240 --> 00:16:35,640
You sure you're strong enough?

409
00:16:35,640 --> 00:16:38,440
My two-a-day gray is starting to kick in.

410
00:16:38,440 --> 00:16:47,760
Congratulations.

411
00:16:47,760 --> 00:16:50,320
You've reached the end of the rat mix.

412
00:16:50,320 --> 00:16:52,040
Why are you doing this, Bobo?

413
00:16:52,040 --> 00:16:54,930
Because old people are useless and disposable

414
00:16:54,930 --> 00:16:55,960
commodities.

415
00:16:55,960 --> 00:16:59,440
Nicely put, but not so useless after all.

416
00:16:59,440 --> 00:17:02,640
I have found a method to extract life energy

417
00:17:02,640 --> 00:17:06,150
and convert it to electricity to power seven and a

418
00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:07,040
half flags.

419
00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:08,040
That's sick.

420
00:17:08,040 --> 00:17:10,160
You wouldn't say that if you saw the savings off my

421
00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:11,080
utility, Bill.

422
00:17:11,080 --> 00:17:13,170
Don't tell me you're still pinching pennies for that

423
00:17:13,170 --> 00:17:13,400
dream

424
00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:15,440
of buying your own death orb.

425
00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:17,880
I've almost got enough for a down payment,

426
00:17:17,880 --> 00:17:19,880
as long as the interest rates stay low.

427
00:17:19,880 --> 00:17:24,240
This must be the place.

428
00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:33,880
Chode, this is awful.

429
00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:35,000
What are we going to do?

430
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:36,560
Just keep him talking.

431
00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:38,360
I've got an idea.

432
00:17:38,360 --> 00:17:40,360
Now I've got to tell you, Darth, this plan of yours

433
00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:41,760
sounds pretty complicated.

434
00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:42,600
Not at all.

435
00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:46,520
Einstein said energy can neither be created nor

436
00:17:46,520 --> 00:17:47,480
destroyed,

437
00:17:47,480 --> 00:17:51,280
which forms my basis for converting mental energy

438
00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:55,080
from geriatrics into a stable force of power.

439
00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:57,650
Bo, if I wanted a history lesson, I'd take a night

440
00:17:57,650 --> 00:17:58,440
course.

441
00:17:58,440 --> 00:18:00,280
How does it work?

442
00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:01,560
You don't know, do you?

443
00:18:01,560 --> 00:18:03,160
Of course I do.

444
00:18:03,160 --> 00:18:04,560
Uh-huh.

445
00:18:04,560 --> 00:18:05,840
Oh, very well.

446
00:18:05,840 --> 00:18:14,440
The linchpin of the mechanics lies with the Star's

447
00:18:14,440 --> 00:18:15,120
Guard,

448
00:18:15,120 --> 00:18:18,760
a hexagon-shaped device made of the hardest metal

449
00:18:18,760 --> 00:18:21,280
found in the galaxy.

450
00:18:21,280 --> 00:18:24,600
What's the Star's Guard connect through the cross-panel,

451
00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:27,120
known as the jerpa?

452
00:18:27,120 --> 00:18:30,960
OK, let's get started.

453
00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:33,080
How the hell are we getting them out of here?

454
00:18:33,080 --> 00:18:37,840
But neither alone weighs more than my left-ass cheek.

455
00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:39,320
Just unhook the rest of them.

456
00:18:39,320 --> 00:18:41,560
I've got an idea.

457
00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:44,880
Then, after the chirpers are tightened to form a seal--

458
00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:45,640
Keep going.

459
00:18:45,640 --> 00:18:46,440
I'm listening.

460
00:18:46,440 --> 00:18:50,200
The planes are connected, and the project is complete.

461
00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:52,400
I just need to check my voicemail.

462
00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:53,040
Wait a minute.

463
00:18:53,040 --> 00:18:55,400
This isn't the owner's manual to the rat mix.

464
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:56,120
Damn!

465
00:18:56,120 --> 00:18:59,240
Why am I even saving this?

466
00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:01,600
I'm not going to use my handbook for my ethering

467
00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:02,040
machine.

468
00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:04,040
The contract for my cell phone?

469
00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:06,520
Where the hell is the manual to this place?

470
00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:12,520
That's the last of them.

471
00:19:12,520 --> 00:19:18,520
Ah, here it is.

472
00:19:18,520 --> 00:19:20,520
Oh?

473
00:19:20,520 --> 00:19:21,520
Ah!

474
00:19:21,520 --> 00:19:22,520
No!

475
00:19:22,520 --> 00:19:26,000
[GUNFIRE]

476
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,960
[MUSIC PLAYING]

477
00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:32,800
Well, that was close.

478
00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:35,640
One more second, and we'd have been toast.

479
00:19:35,640 --> 00:19:38,600
Hey, what's going on?

480
00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:40,120
Get the app me.

481
00:19:40,120 --> 00:19:43,080
Stinky, get your elbow out of my butt.

482
00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:46,720
That's not my elbow.

483
00:19:46,720 --> 00:19:48,040
Nice work, old man.

484
00:19:48,040 --> 00:19:50,530
I hope next time this teaches you to trust your

485
00:19:50,530 --> 00:19:51,120
elders.

486
00:19:51,120 --> 00:19:54,080
Trust me, there won't be a next time.

487
00:19:54,080 --> 00:19:56,080
Cho, did you mean that?

488
00:19:56,080 --> 00:19:57,560
Of course.

489
00:19:57,560 --> 00:19:59,440
How much longer do you think he's going to be around?

490
00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:00,800
He's older than Methuselah.

491
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:02,800
[SIGHS]

492
00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:04,800
[MUSIC PLAYING]

493
00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:07,280
Cho, this place is great.

494
00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:10,440
We've even got a 99 cent shrimp cocktail.

495
00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:11,840
Well, I figured you and your pals

496
00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:14,050
deserved a little RandR after everything you've been

497
00:20:14,050 --> 00:20:14,440
through.

498
00:20:14,440 --> 00:20:17,480
I helped you use the bathroom.

499
00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:18,520
Just a sec, stink.

500
00:20:18,520 --> 00:20:20,400
Go have yourself a good time.

501
00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:23,680
We'll drive around, pick you up in a few hours.

502
00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:26,400
Sure you and your friends don't want to come along?

503
00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:29,520
Well, it would, but parking here's a bet.

504
00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:32,160
Then take my handicapped parking pass,

505
00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:33,720
and you can pull up out front.

506
00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:35,200
Sweet, see?

507
00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:37,360
Being a geezer has its perks.

508
00:20:37,360 --> 00:20:39,760
I guess so, but the downside must be that whole

509
00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:41,640
"gonna die soon" part.

510
00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:43,480
That might be.

511
00:20:43,480 --> 00:20:46,100
Guess now you know why we get forgetful as we get

512
00:20:46,100 --> 00:20:46,600
older.

513
00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:52,400
Your grandfather's wisdom goes beyond his years.

514
00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:53,960
Now, and say that.

515
00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:56,230
He did give me this baby, and he ain't getting it

516
00:20:56,230 --> 00:20:56,720
back.

517
00:20:56,720 --> 00:20:59,160
Cho'd, you're not leaving your grandfather

518
00:20:59,160 --> 00:21:00,760
at this glorified truck stop.

519
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:02,390
Yeah, but it's better than dumping him at another

520
00:21:02,390 --> 00:21:03,280
rest home.

521
00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:05,560
If they play their cards right, their golden years

522
00:21:05,560 --> 00:21:07,200
will be completely comped.

523
00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:08,240
And if they don't?

524
00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:12,160
Well, better hope luck being a old lady tonight.

525
00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:14,740
(upbeat music)

526
00:21:14,740 --> 00:21:17,068
(upbeat music)


